Stressed, Depressed, But Well Dressed
f00d-bitch:

food-smut:

x

+

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

inexplicablytolerabaeddel:

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

I WOULD BE INTERESTED IN THIS

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice