Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
Best moment from ANY Disney film EVER.
Forget Enchanted… ENG has got to be the most meta movie Disney ever made.
Yeah, and in case anyone forgot. Kuzco literally stopped the movie to remind the audience that the film was about himself
*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette
If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face